Welcome and such

Good day and welcome to Sherl vs The Hah-Ding songwars, the product of me (Hah-Ding) and Dave (Sherl).

Both being avid fans of Adam & Joe, we've decided to follow their footsteps like little schoolboys and create our own weekly songwars.

Only this time with a twist!

We harness the undoubtedly overwhelming power of the Urban Dictionary Random Generator - Be careful clicking that link, you could be overcome by the holy powers within.

Yes the random generator, which brought us such favourites as Squiffy (A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks) and Crimping (To have a wank and a poo at the same time).

Anyway, our first randomly generated word was The Bible - everyones favourite book.

Sherl - Noah and Jesus

Listen Here

shine jesus shine
231..
JESUS, GOD, BIBLE
JESUS-GOD-BIBLE
if your down with jesus your down with me, I'd have jesus around for tea
tea tea tea
I'd have jesus around for tea
If your down with jesu- tea tea tea
on the saviours day.
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
tool
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
shineeeee
He's got an ark.
NOAH
He's got an ark.
tea tea tea
tea tea tea



Hah-Ding - Where's my bible?

I've gone for more a Beck/Random theme to my songwars today. I really don't know what my mother had spiked my drink with that morning, cause these lyrics make no sense:

[EDIT: Since Sherls was awesome, I've had to up my game a little. (I've given myself a freebie since this is my first time on a sound editing program!)]

Listen Here

The Pope.... The Pope x4
He's the pope, He's the pope, baby x4
The Pope, The Pope,
Has given up hope,
Of ever finding his bible.
So he said to himself,
in the language of Gelf
Ehahahahahaha
Wheres my bib...........le!