Hey Peeps,
Sherl's Track:
You Can't Say It
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Lyrics coming soon.
Here's H-Dings track:
The PC Robot
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Lyrics
[Chav #1]
Yeah man, buzzed off ma tits yeah,
Too much Vimto's give me the ritz yeah,
I wanna get high, but I've got no sweetcorn,
[Chav #2]
Don't worry about it mate,
I've got a brainstorm!
[PC Robot]
I'm sorry, did you say brainstorm? [Who the fuck er you?]
You see that simply cannot be! [I'll knock you out, yer dickhead!]
Because you might offend a poor child with epilepsy [Whats with yer voice?]
I'd like to stop you there [Stop me where?]
Cause it hardly isn't fair [You got any change for the bus mate?]
You should be using the term: Thought shower. [Thought what?]
Thought Shower x7
[Chav#1]
Who is this dickhead?
We'll have him! [ow, ow]
[Chav #2]
Give me your handbag
and your electrolarynx
(I need it for my grandma)
[PC Robot]
Oh man.
Tuesday 3 March 2009
Monday 2 March 2009
Political Correctness, Schmolitcal Correctness..
Welcome all, this weeks songwars term is:
Thought Shower
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thought+shower
Definition 1: In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
Definition 2: UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.
Definition 3: A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.
We will be posting the entries whenever the fuck we like.
(If you're down with jesus, you're down with me)
Thought Shower
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thought+shower
Definition 1: In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
Definition 2: UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.
Definition 3: A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.
We will be posting the entries whenever the fuck we like.
(If you're down with jesus, you're down with me)
Wednesday 25 February 2009
Welcome and such
Good day and welcome to Sherl vs The Hah-Ding songwars, the product of me (Hah-Ding) and Dave (Sherl).
Both being avid fans of Adam & Joe, we've decided to follow their footsteps like little schoolboys and create our own weekly songwars.
Only this time with a twist!
We harness the undoubtedly overwhelming power of the Urban Dictionary Random Generator - Be careful clicking that link, you could be overcome by the holy powers within.
Yes the random generator, which brought us such favourites as Squiffy (A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks) and Crimping (To have a wank and a poo at the same time).
Anyway, our first randomly generated word was The Bible - everyones favourite book.
Sherl - Noah and Jesus
Listen Here
shine jesus shine
231..
JESUS, GOD, BIBLE
JESUS-GOD-BIBLE
if your down with jesus your down with me, I'd have jesus around for tea
tea tea tea
I'd have jesus around for tea
If your down with jesu- tea tea tea
on the saviours day.
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
tool
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
shineeeee
He's got an ark.
NOAH
He's got an ark.
tea tea tea
tea tea tea
Hah-Ding - Where's my bible?
I've gone for more a Beck/Random theme to my songwars today. I really don't know what my mother had spiked my drink with that morning, cause these lyrics make no sense:
[EDIT: Since Sherls was awesome, I've had to up my game a little. (I've given myself a freebie since this is my first time on a sound editing program!)]
Listen Here
The Pope.... The Pope x4
He's the pope, He's the pope, baby x4
The Pope, The Pope,
Has given up hope,
Of ever finding his bible.
So he said to himself,
in the language of Gelf
Ehahahahahaha
Wheres my bib...........le!
Both being avid fans of Adam & Joe, we've decided to follow their footsteps like little schoolboys and create our own weekly songwars.
Only this time with a twist!
We harness the undoubtedly overwhelming power of the Urban Dictionary Random Generator - Be careful clicking that link, you could be overcome by the holy powers within.
Yes the random generator, which brought us such favourites as Squiffy (A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks) and Crimping (To have a wank and a poo at the same time).
Anyway, our first randomly generated word was The Bible - everyones favourite book.
Sherl - Noah and Jesus
Listen Here
shine jesus shine
231..
JESUS, GOD, BIBLE
JESUS-GOD-BIBLE
if your down with jesus your down with me, I'd have jesus around for tea
tea tea tea
I'd have jesus around for tea
If your down with jesu- tea tea tea
on the saviours day.
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
tool
and jesus is cool, he aint no fool , he'll fuck you up because your a tool
shineeeee
He's got an ark.
NOAH
He's got an ark.
tea tea tea
tea tea tea
Hah-Ding - Where's my bible?
I've gone for more a Beck/Random theme to my songwars today. I really don't know what my mother had spiked my drink with that morning, cause these lyrics make no sense:
[EDIT: Since Sherls was awesome, I've had to up my game a little. (I've given myself a freebie since this is my first time on a sound editing program!)]
Listen Here
The Pope.... The Pope x4
He's the pope, He's the pope, baby x4
The Pope, The Pope,
Has given up hope,
Of ever finding his bible.
So he said to himself,
in the language of Gelf
Ehahahahahaha
Wheres my bib...........le!
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