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Hey Peeps,

Sherl's Track:
You Can't Say It
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Lyrics coming soon.

Here's H-Dings track:

The PC Robot
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Lyrics

[Chav #1]
Yeah man, buzzed off ma tits yeah,
Too much Vimto's give me the ritz yeah,
I wanna get high, but I've got no sweetcorn,

[Chav #2]
Don't worry about it mate,
I've got a brainstorm!

[PC Robot]
I'm sorry, did you say brainstorm? [Who the fuck er you?]
You see that simply cannot be! [I'll knock you out, yer dickhead!]
Because you might offend a poor child with epilepsy [Whats with yer voice?]
I'd like to stop you there [Stop me where?]
Cause it hardly isn't fair [You got any change for the bus mate?]
You should be using the term: Thought shower. [Thought what?]
Thought Shower x7

[Chav#1]
Who is this dickhead?
We'll have him! [ow, ow]

[Chav #2]
Give me your handbag
and your electrolarynx
(I need it for my grandma)

[PC Robot]
Oh man.

Political Correctness, Schmolitcal Correctness..

Welcome all, this weeks songwars term is:

Thought Shower
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thought+shower

Definition 1: In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

Definition 2: UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

Definition 3: A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

We will be posting the entries whenever the fuck we like.

(If you're down with jesus, you're down with me)